Il filone ninja di Firstenberg

Joe Armstrong, il "guerriero americano", si reca in un'isola caraibica per una vacanza con l'amico Jackson: ma la vacanza durerà ben poco.

Infatti sull'isola salva un suo vecchio amico dall'aggressione di "The Lion", un pericoloso criminale che si scoprirà aver rapito uno scienziato locale: lo scopo di questo rapimento è la produzione di armi potentissime e la creazione di un esercito di guerrieri ninja mutanti.

Joe e Jackson dovranno lottare di nuovo insieme per sventare i piani criminali di "The Lion".

History:
I watched this movie when I was a kid, pretty much everyday, especially in the summer. This movie was my training for becoming a ninja. So I would wake up in the morning, put on the movie and study, study hard. I would look away, as I pushed a coffee mug off of the table to see if I could catch it without looking. I was a serious ninja, and this was a serious movie. Hell, it was a documentary to me.

Present:
20 years later, I buy the DVD. 2 years after that, I still can't stop laughing. In all honesty, I have never ever approached the amount of laughing watching another film as I have with this masterpiece. Every minute provides another ridiculous:

costume
line
scenario
actor
stunt car (its the same car in every scene)
fight
indian
bad prop

I cannot relate to you, dear readers how amazingly perfect this movie is. It's intention was serious and the fact that it aimed so high and hit so low, yet still touches me as one of the most amazing films of all time is just mind boggling.

This is a BAD movie; the acting is terrible, the costumes are laughable, the story is fluff and the stunts redefine sub-par. I have no reason for liking this movie at all yet it is easily the most entertaining movie I have ever seen.

I'm perplexed.